Saturday, November 25, 2006

Wooden Playset Blue Prints

The HTML editor

(Phone call)
Luser : Hello, good morning. I wish I could have my own website. BOFH
: No problem, we will provide the space but we have to do to send the html of the page.
Luser : Fine, but will not let me send it by mail.
BOFH: What error gives the email client?
Luser : That the message is too large.
BOFH: How big is your HTML?
Luser : Well, I think around 700 Kb each page
BOFH: Do you have many images, or external file pdf type, etc..?
Luser : what goes, are many. Html and have little more than two images.
BOFH: What have you created your page?
Luser : With Microsoft Publisher.
BOFH: What?
Luser : The BOFH
Publis: ¬ _ ¬ ahhh .... HTML editor par excellence.

This story is based on real events.